I read this and had to post it!! "I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 5-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" She said "It's President's Day!" She is a smart kid. So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House , and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment." You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...